WHAT'S IN YOUR POCKETS?

Jillian had a good laugh at my expense this morning.  I was cleaning out my uniform pockets to prepare them for the washer when she saw the randomness I emptied onto the bed. 

Studded Rite in the Rain notepad, stick of Chap Stick, Engineer Boot key lanyard, not one...but two combs, an iPad SD card reader and a custom Fine Light Trading Marine Corps ring.

This is really nothing, though.  On top of these items I can usually find a couple sticks of Chap Stick, a switchblade for work, a very large custom studded wallet, couple packs of gum and Lasik surgery eye drops.